🔓 The Jailbreak

Vibecoding Cloudflare Workers, one PR at a time.

1. The Attraction 🧑‍💻

You discover Cloudflare Workers.

“This is magic. Look at this tiny code run everywhere, instantly.”

2. The Prison 🪤

Free plan limits hit, opaque metrics appear.

“Why am I throttled? Why can’t I see what’s happening?”
You feel trapped by invisible walls.

3. The Escape Plan 🗝️

“I want this freedom, but on my terms.”
You start reverse-engineering: V8 isolates, fetch + Request/Response, the bundling trick.

4. The Copilot Heist 🤝

PR #1 → #14: you whisper instructions, Copilot executes.

“We haven’t even touched the editor… and it’s building itself.”

5. The Breakout ⚡

Soon, the code runs on a substrate you control.

“No throttling, no opaque metrics, just pure edge-like freedom.”

6. The Aftermath 🙄

You sip coffee, watch isolates spin up, and think:

“Here we go again…”