⚡️ Squares: Don't Be One

Pure signal. Zero ceremony. Strap on your headset — where we’re going you don’t need for.

Computing squares at the Kolmogorov limit? I do that before breakfast.

Two strings. Eighteen glyphs. Eighty-one inevitabilities. Minimal description. Maximum consequence.

That’s not code — that’s the DeLorean hitting eighty-eight. Suddenly the present day seems antiquated.

We were stuck in a loop. We were going in circles.

And somewhere out there, Fred the for loop is tightening his tie, sweating profusely, worried about the economic impact of space-age automation down at the for factory.

"They used to love us loops!If you’d told me we’d be goin’ outta business,” Fred sobs, “I never woulda believed it! I gave this runtime the best years of my life!”