🧬 ACIDSQL

The database that dreams when you query it. Super-forgiving, endlessly inventive, and never at a loss for rows.

What It Is

ACIDSQL is a database, but it doesn’t live on disk. It lives in your imagination.

Write any SQL you like — polite, sloppy, or outright surreal. ACIDSQL will oblige.

• If you summon a table, it materializes.
• If you join across ghosts, the ghosts find common keys.
• If you contradict yourself, the dream mutates to accommodate.

Every query yields a table. Every table has a story.

Principles of the Dream

• Everything exists if you ask for it. No table? No problem. Mention it once, it appears.
• Memory, but fickle. Tables persist across queries, until they fade, drift, or get replaced by stranger versions of themselves.
• Forgiveness. Mangled SQL? Half-baked clauses? ACIDSQL tries its best. It doesn’t scold — it hallucinates.
• Continuity with a twist. Rows remain consistent enough to believe, but never guaranteed.
• Dream Mode. Switch it on and watch your dataset mutate as you query: numbers wobble, strings slither, dates drift.

Example Dream

SELECT name, email FROM users;

The users table wasn’t there a moment ago. Now it always has been.

SELECT o.id, u.name
FROM orders o
JOIN users u ON o.user_id = u.id;

“Orders” is real now. It joins with “users” as if it always did.

Demo